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hashshim

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 919
  • Number of comments : 218
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About hashshim : I speak six languages and have more hobbies than I can afford. I love cooking, fixing cars, designing clothes, reading, writing, and woodworking.I'm passionate about everything that exists. Kik:Hashshim Instagram: HashPersephone

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Today, I brought a girl home from a bar. Things were getting hot and heavy when she asked if I had a condom. I opened my wallet to grab the one I keep in there, only to find the empty wrapper in its place; it was the only one I had. It seems drunk me is a bigger jerk than I thought. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17975) - you deserved it (40731)

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