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hashshim
  • Town/Country : Sacramento, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 675
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hashshim : I enjoy long walks on the beach. No I don't, I'm lying. Kik:hashshim I'll most likely respond to a message on here anyways.

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Today, I brought a girl home from a bar. Things were getting hot and heavy when she asked if I had a condom. I opened my wallet to grab the one I keep in there, only to find the empty wrapper in its place; it was the only one I had. It seems drunk me is a bigger jerk than I thought. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15608) - you deserved it (37527)

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