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About hashshim : I enjoy long walks on the beach. No I don't, I'm lying. Kik:hashshim I'll most likely respond to a message on here anyways.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I brought a girl home from a bar. Things were getting hot and heavy when she asked if I had a condom. I opened my wallet to grab the one I keep in there, only to find the empty wrapper in its place; it was the only one I had. It seems drunk me is a bigger jerk than I thought. FML
Friday 18 April 2014