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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1997 (17 years)
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Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27036) - you deserved it (2579)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States

Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37284) - you deserved it (2877)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mum told me how I was only here because my dad couldn't pull out in time. FML

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96 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 5:03am - intimacy - by Theaccident (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15078) - you deserved it (60783)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:41pm - intimacy - by JoeyDizz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by Bden (man) - United States (Virginia)



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