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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 278
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some lean pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22719) - you deserved it (38352)

On 10/05/2013 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML

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