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harmonyjane22

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harmonyjane22

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 441
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About harmonyjane22 : Music is my escape.

Potterwholocked! and I also like anime.

Also, you just lost the game. Hehehe :D

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harmonyjane22's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

#16820991
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26091) - you deserved it (3736)

On 06/23/2011 at 6:30pm - kids - by Monroe - United States

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

#16817769
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9639) - you deserved it (43859)

On 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm - health - by run4fun (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41984) - you deserved it (3641)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

#16812577
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30579) - you deserved it (5692)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36339) - you deserved it (5992)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32854) - you deserved it (20227)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

#16189059
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12776) - you deserved it (30403)

On 05/15/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by NoLife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18639) - you deserved it (50863)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

#15583575
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25144) - you deserved it (32212)

On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
925 comments

I agree, your life sucks (348507) - you deserved it (38610)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (243412) - you deserved it (32116)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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