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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 February 1987 (26 years)
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Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26934) - you deserved it (1896)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:55pm - kids - by Morgan (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my new born brother "Titan". FML

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by isthisajoke - United States (California)

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

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On 01/14/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Ad-s - Sent from mobile version



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