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Today, I found out that my roommate secretly edited a paper I wrote and recently turned in, so that it repeatedly refers to the famed author "Kneel Gayman." I'm positive that's not how it's spelled. FML

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On 11/15/2013 at 3:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML

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On 10/14/2013 at 2:19pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

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On 06/21/2013 at 12:44am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my parents that what I'd really like for my 21st birthday is the 1865 edition of the Memoirs of Saint-Simon in 22 volumes that I found online for $200, and have been wanting for months. They laughed and said, "Yeah, right. We'll get you an iPhone and perhaps you'll become normal." FML

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On 02/01/2013 at 4:19am - misc - by HistoryFreak (woman) - France

Today, I unknowingly used my shampoo thinking it was leave-in-conditioner. While walking to work, it started to rain. I started to produce suds. FML

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On 01/05/2013 at 10:59am - misc - by nomegusta (woman) - United States

Today, I work on a cruise ship, and I just learned that we have a morgue on board. How did I learn that? It's right next to the crew laundry room, and I opened the wrong door. It was occupied. FML

#20147788
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On 11/04/2012 at 7:02pm - work - by CircusSea (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, 60 guests for my wedding were supposed to arrive to the Bahamas. The first and only hurricane of the season decided to crash my wedding, stranding my mom, maid of honor and best man. No one will be able to attend my wedding, except the other drunken hotel guests. FML

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On 10/25/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by sadbride - Bahamas (New Providence)

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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