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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1499
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hardcorepuppy : Hey my names Joel, I love music and movies. I really really enjoy playing my guitar and drums, i would go as far to say i love them :) I like to make people laugh so I tend to be silly and make jokes a lot. Anything else you want to know hit me up.

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Visits<b>diving</b> - the 09/27/2013 at 3:18pm<b>jadeluv</b> - the 09/16/2013 at 11:51am<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 09/09/2013 at 2:21pm<b>heinous966</b> - the 09/08/2013 at 3:27pm<b>BVBarmy_girl</b> - the 08/30/2013 at 9:04am<b>Selki</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 10:00pm<b>smile_because</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 7:51pm<b>ShinedownLuv</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 1:15am<b>Simbaby</b> - the 08/26/2013 at 7:24pm<b>stripes97</b> - the 08/24/2013 at 10:23am<b>gczizza1997</b> - the 08/21/2013 at 11:21am<b>chamay</b> - the 08/21/2013 at 8:02am<b>MissJennyale</b> - the 08/20/2013 at 4:32pm<b>Miranda_F</b> - the 08/20/2013 at 12:18pm<b>alice_in_mordor</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 5:16pm<b>iAlissa</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 12:01am<b>Xotoolyxo</b> - the 08/18/2013 at 11:32pm<b>Batgirl124</b> - the 08/18/2013 at 3:44am

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hardcorepuppy's favorite FMLs

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

#20849713
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42745) - you deserved it (13769)

On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

Today, someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that I couldn't read properly, so I responded, "What is this? A picture for ants?!" Turns out it was a commentary about rape, and now I look like an insensitive jackass. FML

#20849199
107 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 10:48am - misc - by Baustigt - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years old. FML

#20848790
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53008) - you deserved it (3307)

On 08/22/2013 at 12:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML

#20847854
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43327) - you deserved it (3044)

On 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm - work - by twatstick (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML

#20847276
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37657) - you deserved it (6714)

On 08/21/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Beegee (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met up with my estranged father for the first time in almost 15 years. I saw him again later, while he was robbing my house. FML

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

#20846728
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45158) - you deserved it (10600)

On 08/20/2013 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

#20846650
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45424) - you deserved it (4517)

On 08/20/2013 at 5:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

#20846451
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53040) - you deserved it (5954)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have for buffalo wings into our relationship. FML

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. I told my boyfriend and my close family, who were all ecstatic. Then he told his mother. Her reaction? "It better come out looking like him." FML

Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

#20844435
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75806) - you deserved it (4228)

On 08/19/2013 at 9:06am - love - by Love stinks (man) - United States

Today, I broke into tears at work after being told my aunt had a stroke. My boss told me to "suck it up, no one is that close to their aunt." My aunt adopted me when my mother passed away. FML



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