Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

happypapp12

Search for a member

happypapp12

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2612
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

happypapp12's page activity

Visits<b>adacurtis</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 5:50pm<b>ragingatheist</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 5:26pm<b>AntwonKingston</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 2:38pm<b>kennedy_s</b> - the 05/16/2014 at 3:36am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 5:42pm<b>auzieforever705</b> - the 07/29/2013 at 2:16pm<b>Iknoweverything</b> - the 06/02/2013 at 4:10pm<b>Twi_lover_EC</b> - the 02/16/2010 at 8:00am<b>owlowl</b> - the 02/07/2010 at 8:03am<b>sosadrightnow</b> - the 02/06/2010 at 9:48am<b>did_it_4_lulz</b> - the 01/23/2010 at 10:55am<b>jennay8288</b> - the 01/23/2010 at 5:08am<b>whatwasthatnoise</b> - the 01/20/2010 at 8:16am<b>whataloadofbull</b> - the 01/16/2010 at 9:55am<b>CYNNER</b> - the 01/16/2010 at 8:46am<b>OPISDUMB</b> - the 01/13/2010 at 5:54pm<b>xxmollyxx</b> - the 01/13/2010 at 1:23pm<b>LoveDemon</b> - the 01/13/2010 at 6:41am

happypapp12's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

happypapp12's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

#7586037
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25316) - you deserved it (12588)

On 01/26/2010 at 6:30am - love - by OTZ - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML

#7560718
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23609) - you deserved it (6497)

On 01/25/2010 at 12:33am - love - by Phoenix0614 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

#7550424
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31197) - you deserved it (3913)

On 01/24/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by owned (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

#7535757
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24480) - you deserved it (3828)

On 01/24/2010 at 1:03am - misc - by unluckymiss (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, when I logged onto facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

#7531653
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21411) - you deserved it (8706)

On 01/23/2010 at 10:29pm - love - by lmiller (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML

#7517323
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17009) - you deserved it (2078)

On 01/23/2010 at 7:21am - intimacy - by T.C (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39862) - you deserved it (3388)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

#7450891
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25661) - you deserved it (5497)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

#7450166
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7370) - you deserved it (31981)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by kerry (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got called into work and I was really excited to earn some extra money. One block from getting there I get pulled over. Apparently my tags were expired, and there goes half a weeks pay. FML

#7372810
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8017) - you deserved it (22776)

On 01/16/2010 at 2:22am - money - by bankergirl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML

#7370561
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23496) - you deserved it (7998)

On 01/16/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by Indiana (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML

#7370442
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5966) - you deserved it (26790)

On 01/16/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by emilyupsidedown (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

#7366734
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4459) - you deserved it (33965)

On 01/15/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by mah (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML

#7312861
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28517) - you deserved it (2704)

On 01/13/2010 at 12:29am - kids - by bern5555 (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

#7290738
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10234) - you deserved it (23954)

On 01/11/2010 at 11:03pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: