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Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 6:30am - love - by OTZ - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 12:33am - love - by Phoenix0614 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by owned (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 1:03am - misc - by unluckymiss (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, when I logged onto facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 10:29pm - love - by lmiller (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 7:21am - intimacy - by T.C (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by kerry (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got called into work and I was really excited to earn some extra money. One block from getting there I get pulled over. Apparently my tags were expired, and there goes half a weeks pay. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 2:22am - money - by bankergirl (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by Indiana (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by emilyupsidedown (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by mah (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 12:29am - kids - by bern5555 (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 11:03pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
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