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happymasklady
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 59
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About happymasklady : Crazy cat lady and Legend of Zelda fanatic who gets enough of a kick out of others' misery to come on here daily.

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Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

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On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML

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On 07/08/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by Garchomp (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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On 04/19/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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