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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 May 1974 (40 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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I walked in on mah dad masturbating to a nude photo of mah mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML


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On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, ( Babe, you took his drink. ) My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, ( Whatever, I took her virginity. ) FML


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On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I looked at mah neighbor's empty lawn; he's an old guy and he usually has the best Christmas lights. We knew he might not be able to do them this year, so I felt bad and I did them for him. Later, a neighbor asked about them and I told her that I helped out. She said, "You do know he died, right?" FML


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On 12/21/2012 at 11:00am - misc - by Syd - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML


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On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and leren about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. fat FML


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On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML


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On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today... I Was Having Sex With My Boyfriend When He Startd Shaking Really Hard. When I Askd Him Wat He Was Doing... He Simply Said "I Want To Be Better Than Yur Vibrator!" FML


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On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today , I was putting mah 2 year old to bd , and I began to sing to her. She reachd up , puttd her looool finger over mah lips , and said , "Shhh , Mommy." FML


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