Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

happylappy

Search for a member

happylappy

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 August 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1034
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About happylappy : I'm actually usually sad.

#teamawake

happylappy's page activity

Visits<b>ncbeach22</b> - 3 hours ago<b>Faithilicious123</b> - 7 hours ago<b>everton99</b> - yesterday at 4:41pm<b>abylenee_</b> - yesterday at 1:07am<b>Bluejay36</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 8:30am<b>kshaw18</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 12:57am<b>Way2Fast8</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 10:42pm<b>Keoppi</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 9:00pm<b>waitwhatsgoingon</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 2:10am<b>R3TROxLOV3</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 2:09am<b>badmoments</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 11:17pm<b>lb562</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 1:47pm<b>Betterthanu123</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 4:25am<b>HumbleExistence</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 2:42am<b>leopardwilliam</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 5:38pm<b>DrSkillz</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 4:52pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 3:29pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 3:16pm

happylappy's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of happylappy's badges

happylappy's favorite FMLs

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML

#21197788
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47485) - you deserved it (5693)

On 07/03/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by AJL - United States

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

#21185679
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45870) - you deserved it (5001)

On 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm - kids - by Anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

#21180887
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44347) - you deserved it (4565)

On 06/19/2014 at 5:05pm - love - by Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML

#21098742
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34682) - you deserved it (3559)

On 03/28/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

#21011242
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40659) - you deserved it (5655)

On 12/31/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49929) - you deserved it (2373)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

#20862305
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52130) - you deserved it (5374)

On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML

#20859193
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42178) - you deserved it (3235)

On 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by grossedout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

#20846451
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51519) - you deserved it (5749)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML

#20836449
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48913) - you deserved it (5994)

On 08/14/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

#20835942
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46008) - you deserved it (16379)

On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

#20765717
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50515) - you deserved it (4808)

On 07/05/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by The fuck, junior? (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML

#20731669
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46245) - you deserved it (6094)

On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

#20721670
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36240) - you deserved it (65889)

On 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)



FML's blog

  • Élodie's Illustrated FML
  • Aaaaah, the beach, the sunshine, cool water against our skin...  Nah, just kidding, I can't afford a trip to the beach. This blog is being written from a grotty apartment in the less salubrious parts of…

Friday 18 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: