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happy_me
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 June 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 20647
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60703) - you deserved it (6911)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (462350) - you deserved it (574313)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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