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About hannnnahb : i play soccer, surf, & think fml is the greatest invention ever.

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Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

#5283267
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31980) - you deserved it (6479)

On 09/15/2009 at 10:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

#3456534
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72770) - you deserved it (5374)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81560) - you deserved it (8992)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112636) - you deserved it (286583)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (295613) - you deserved it (19960)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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