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hannahuk1986
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 July 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 446
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I played with the white dust on the counter at work for the last time. After a couple of weeks of arriving to a thin coating of dust over the counter, and drawing in it, piling it up and other such fun things, I met the guy who now does the earlier shift. He has a huge, dandruffy beard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23168) - you deserved it (8034)

On 10/22/2009 at 5:24pm - work - by JustEwww (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29406) - you deserved it (15591)

On 08/01/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by smoochie -

Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!" All the little kids playing on the local playground, including parents supervising them, gave me dirty, confused looks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15376) - you deserved it (83284)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)