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hannahhlizz

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  • Town/Country : Jamestown, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 July 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 540
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Emmalyne606777</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 5:27am<b>pred8885</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 5:17am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 10:19am<b>Mons</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 6:13am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 12:22am<b>daveydavidson111</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 12:17am<b>A07</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 2:37pm<b>mip_92</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 7:07am<b>Atrius82</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 6:50am<b>gopi</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 2:32pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 1:04pm<b>luminis12</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 11:43am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 8:25am<b>DumbWater</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 7:23am<b>koganti</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 7:09am<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:30pm<b>brainymes</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:53pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 10:32pm

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hannahhlizz's favorite FMLs

Today, after struggling to get something out of my eye, I kept my eye open long so it would start to water. My mother in law noticed and said, "Aww, do you need a therapist again?" She knows full well I struggle with chronic depression. FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 9:13am / United Kingdom (Neath Port Talbot) / Health

Today, I waited two hours in line at college to select my classes. I finally got to the desk, only to be told I have to apply online before I can show up in person. FML

by firelava / 04/25/2014 at 6:59pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I used a facial mask for super sensitive skin, recommended by several friends with similar skin issues. Apparently, when the warning says, "May cause some slight redness for thirty minutes", it really means, "Your face will have hives and swell to twice its normal size for several hours." FML

by Tomatoe Face / 04/22/2014 at 1:31am / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

by ShittyProposal / 10/20/2013 at 3:06am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I told my mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luther King Jr. day. She then insisted that I had to go to school because that is "only for black people." FML

by Sydney / 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML

by Z / 11/13/2012 at 7:43pm / Australia / Love

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

by mm / 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United Kingdom (Warrington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

by Obi1Shinobi / 10/30/2012 at 10:27am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids

Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML

by jaybob18 / 06/17/2011 at 2:07am / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

by Wisconsin love / 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

by bleredoshia / 04/08/2010 at 12:27am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Kids

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2010 at 7:01pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous