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hannah341's favorite FMLs

Today, marks my fifth day being an English teacher's assistant. I spent it like the other four days: grading and editing terrible Teen Wolf, One Direction and Doctor Who high school fan-fiction. Six months until I get out of here. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41303) - you deserved it (6129)

On 12/10/2013 at 2:38am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here" He saw her. It's his daughter. She's a new-hire... running HR. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14188) - you deserved it (50425)

On 02/26/2009 at 3:07am - work - by bluecollar (man) - United States (Arizona)

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