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hand1234
  • Town/Country : Ohio
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About hand1234 : Hey all you people my name is Kel I love One Direction ( Nialls my fav along with Liam) Katy Perry and Rascal Flats. I love to eat play guitar dance and practice on my drawing skills but yea this me thanks

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Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20049) - you deserved it (9357)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22046) - you deserved it (5215)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by xXMudkipNoobXx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34132) - you deserved it (4592) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML

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159 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

#18108798
156 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
254 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
225 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

#16252216
76 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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149 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

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178 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
207 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML

#14772330
113 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 9:46am - kids - by QuicksilverMaximoff (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

#14242742
50 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 12:56am - misc - by lizard (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

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182 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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