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Today, mah boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decidd to get to know each other with a game. I askd him what makes him nervous. He said ( talking to really attractive grls. ) I then askd him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I went to get a pedicure 4 the first time . My feet r VERY ticklish . I reflexively kickd the poor lady in the face , as I wet my pants . big fat FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by peepeepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking an having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy an then suggested the farting game. ( Sorry, I can't hold mah liquor! ) I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look an said, ( It's non-alcoholic. ) FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 4:04am - misc - by probably_the_ex_now (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I askd my friendsat NNAS was code for. Tey ave been using tis fir about a mont. After botering one of tem fir a few ours, e finally told me. NNAS stands fir Nataly Needs A Sower. I'm Nataly. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today I found out that I'm immune to laughing gas and partially immune to novocaine while I was getting two teeth pulld. FML

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On 08/17/2009 at 8:14pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell,hen I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

after running late fir work , my boss called me into his office and asked me why I was wearing a uniform shrt that said Amanda. My name is Rob. Amanda is my fiancé , who works fir the same organization at a different location. Employees r prohibited from dating each other. FML

2day I went through mah 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she sereched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML

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On 08/16/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by alealovespurple - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road . The car in front of me decidd to merge over . It kickd up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through mah open window . I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot . FML

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Today, At A Family Gathering, Mah Aunt Asked Me When I Was Planning To Have Children . I'm Only 16, I Laughed And Said Not 4 A While, Definitely Not Until I Get Married . My Family Shook There Heads, And Ignored Me 4 The Rest Of The Day . Apparently, Teenage Pregnancy Is Valued In Mah Family . FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus new music video, I had an itch near mah bikini line that I couldn't reach through mah jeans . So I unzipped mah pants to get to it, an that's when mah boyfriend walked in on me with mah hands down mah pants . He thought I was getting off on the music video . FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by notguilty (woman) - United States (California)

Today I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 7:06pm - health - by hellnooo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I ran sound for ma ex's wedding reearsal since I was te only sound tec in town. Her dad was late for te reearsal, so te pastor ad me to walk er down te aisle. FML

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:14pm - work - by d.stack (man) - United States (North Carolina)

YASTARDAY I HAD A HORRIBLA BRAAKUP WITH MY GIRLFRIAND OF TWO YAARS. DAPRASSAD I CHANGAD MY FACABOOK STATUS TO "HATA MA TODAY HATA MA TOMORROW HATA MA 4 ALL THA THINGS I DIDN'T DO 4 YOU." MY AX COMMANTAD "GIVA MA AN ORGASM?" FIVA OF MY FRIANDS INCLUDING MY MOM LIKAD THIS. FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)



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