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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 182
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hallie1995 : I'm Hallie, 17, just under five foot tall, soccer player, cross country runner, swimmer, distance track runner, happily in love with my boyfriend/ best friend, cat lover, nerd, singer, hope to become neurologist. I think that's the basics.

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Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44861) - you deserved it (4922)

On 04/07/2013 at 12:26am - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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