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  • Town/Country : Alberta, Canada
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  • Birth Date : Friday 26 July 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49266) - you deserved it (8663)

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