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hallecolada
  • Town/Country : Monroe, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 February 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1146
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About hallecolada : Yeah, so, this site makes me laugh, like the rest of you. Hmm, I've had a few FML's here and there, but this site doesn't think they're bad enough. hahaha. So, yeah, thanks for reading? :)

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Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

#3600725 (300)

I agree, your life sucks (49223) - you deserved it (5207)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

#2086057 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (7489) - you deserved it (51325)

On 05/19/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by June (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML

#1971558 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (43400) - you deserved it (7691)

On 05/16/2009 at 3:52am - love - by TayTay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML

#1956453 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (40036) - you deserved it (6800)

On 05/15/2009 at 2:14am - love - by heartless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (6885) - you deserved it (40135)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 63 years old neighbor jumped out of his window… I was the first to find him alive, naked and stuck in a bush… I shouldn’t have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance to rescue him… he was my landlord. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64419) - you deserved it (26454)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 -