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Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

#20791178
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40608) - you deserved it (3012)

On 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML

#20788265
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27879) - you deserved it (49736)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

#20404496
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29548) - you deserved it (10145)

On 12/17/2012 at 9:28pm - misc - by James (man) - United States

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

#19983789
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26865) - you deserved it (2077)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

#13768477
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45328) - you deserved it (3974)

On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to tell my doctor the real reason why I can't sleep at night for him to prescribe me anymore Ambien: I still have the irrational fear that there are monsters in the closet. I'm 22. FML

#12616432
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20114) - you deserved it (13319)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:10am - health - by Sleeeeeep - Sent from mobile version



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