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  • Town/Country : Bristol, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 February 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11380) - you deserved it (29841)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29457) - you deserved it (3737)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963 (361)

I agree, your life sucks (29510) - you deserved it (2266)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657 (262)

I agree, your life sucks (25991) - you deserved it (2811)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32969) - you deserved it (5023)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (9540) - you deserved it (33653)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

#14962241 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (20183) - you deserved it (1627)

On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)