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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 June 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1020
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hairdreser0nfire : The eye is sharper than the scissor!
I enjoy Tiger Army, a.f.I., The Smiths, Joy Division, Nouvelle Vague, The Rolling Stones, The Faint, HIM, and The Deftones to name a few.

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (702243) - you deserved it (55965)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1156208) - you deserved it (115864)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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