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by queenlatifa101bebe / 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Vince / 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by GlowInTheDark / 12/09/2011 at 2:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by O__o / 12/09/2011 at 1:43am / United States / Transportation
Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
by lebato97 / 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML
by mattdevil / 12/08/2011 at 1:57pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
by Dickhead / 11/25/2011 at 10:02am / Lebanon / Intimacy
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
by Jessie / 11/25/2011 at 1:13am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
by haunted / 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to teach my dog tricks. Somehow, I thought it would be easier if I physically showed my dog how to roll, so I rolled on the floor in front of my dog. My sister recorded me and posted it on Facebook. Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot and my dog still can't roll. FML
by bonertoolong / 11/23/2011 at 3:19am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by poorchild / 11/23/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
by Anon / 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by bizzyizzy0121 / 11/21/2011 at 1:28am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
by johnnydoe6969 / 11/20/2011 at 6:51pm / United States / Intimacy
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- Today, my boyfriend again told me how he wants to have an open relationship. Of course, this means… Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and… Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel shower, I managed to accidentally…
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…