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Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
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On 11/20/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by johnnydoe6969 - United States
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)
Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 1:00pm - misc - by dazean - United States (Alaska)
Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
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