Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

hahobs

Offline (the 07/30/2014 at 2:01am) | Search for a member

hahobs

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2349
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

hahobs's page activity

Visits<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 1:42pm<b>ilovepewdie</b> - the 01/13/2013 at 6:53pm<b>SkyrimGal</b> - the 12/18/2012 at 11:14pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:04pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 07/24/2011 at 11:31pm<b>CherriBerri</b> - the 01/27/2011 at 4:47pm<b>fluffingclouds</b> - the 01/15/2011 at 3:58pm<b>Lisa_Gaskarth</b> - the 01/11/2011 at 11:06am<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 1:44am<b>FrownieFaces</b> - the 01/04/2011 at 9:31pm

hahobs's FML badges

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of hahobs's badges

hahobs's favorite FMLs

Today mah dad tore mah room apart fir the second time looking fir drug-making equipment!! His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad!! mega FML

#20863540
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44880) - you deserved it (3240)

On 09/01/2013 at 7:06pm - misc - by WaltTheFuckDad (man) - United States (California)

Today, wa want boating with friands!! For soma raason tha bottom of our tuba daflatad, causing ma to ba bouncad roughly up an down on tha watar!! As a rasult, I had tha most intansa orgasm of my antra lifa,hila sitting 2 inchas away from my dad's friand!! Ha dafinitaly noticad!! FML

#20862305
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56552) - you deserved it (6019)

On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, an got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time thier around, my boyfriend always looks stoned an constipated, an his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

#20460771
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42852) - you deserved it (7373)

On 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm - love - by Bella (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I decided to cover a coworker's closing sift because se felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it , until I walked outside an found tat my car ad been stolen. FML

#20425281
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32930) - you deserved it (2028)

On 12/27/2012 at 3:52am - work - by Ross R - United States (Washington)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she looool had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82306) - you deserved it (25296)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

today as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with mah girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on,hile poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

#20418714
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45955) - you deserved it (25224)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand . Bookmarked . FML

#20417856
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41614) - you deserved it (4235)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Ended Sex By Yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" And Using His Foot To Push Me Off The Bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55740) - you deserved it (9892)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I recievd a package from a local guy on Craigslist . Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only containd a photo of an iPhone . The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so mah husband went over and beat the shit out of him . I now have to bail him out of jail . FML

#20416192
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42655) - you deserved it (12424)

On 12/23/2012 at 12:52pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , after having taken hormone tablets to try to increase cup size , I realized that I've basically reversed menopause.

#19975577
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5302) - you deserved it (29319)

On 07/22/2012 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

2day mah boss bitched at me because mah body language ( indicates that u don't enjoy doing yur job ). I just have scoliosis. FML

#19972077
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25178) - you deserved it (1499)

On 07/22/2012 at 12:50am - work - by c - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY, I REALIZED THATHENEVER I USE EMOTICONS, I TEND TO MAKE THE SAME FACE IN REAL LIFE. MY COWORKERS GLEEFULLY SHOWED ME VARIOUS PICTURES WITH MAH TONGUE OUT, FACE SCRUNCHED UP, AND SO ON,HILE STARING AT MAH PHONE. THEY'VE ALREADY MADE THEIR WAY AROUND THE OFFICE. FML

#19967913
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (18634)

On 07/21/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by dawn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I introducd mah boyfriend to mah sister, but they already knew each other from mah sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

#19966736
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24575) - you deserved it (2354)

On 07/21/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Closingwild - Mexico (Jalisco)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: