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Today, I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML

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On 08/03/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by dumb (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my immature dad said I am a girl not a woman, so my witty response was ''I have a period, I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by bookworm94 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML

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On 07/25/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Mom (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by sadlife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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