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TODAY, I GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND. I CALLED HIM AN STARTED YELLING AT HIM OVER THE PHONE. HE TOLD ME THAT IF I WANTED TO END THE RELATIONSHIP I SHOULD JUST HANG UP THE PHONE RIGHT THEN. BEFORE I COULD SAY I STILL LOVE HIM AN DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP, MAH PHONE BATTERY DIED. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 12:14am - love - by noboyfriend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. big fat FML

#2209832
394 comments

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On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

yesterday after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to mah cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am mah boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: ( the cat is sad. ) FML

#2209571
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On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was straightening mah hair when looool I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realizd that I had just fusd a spider to mah hair with the heat. mega FML

#2207384
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On 05/23/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by beatricesank (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

2day I was putting on cream and mah son askd what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He lookd at me closely and replid "I don't think it's working." mega FML

#2201363
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On 05/23/2009 at 1:04am - kids - by julieb (man) - United States (New York)

yesterday I askd my best friendhy she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, looool "She's too pretty. I ned ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML

#2187535
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On 05/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Neverthebride - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I kissed husband and said "I love you." Thats when our 5 year old son said to husband "How can u love her so much if she's so ugly?" fat FML

#2158640
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On 05/21/2009 at 8:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I brought some cupcakes to mah class for mah birthday like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday the entire class said ( happy birthday to ) then forgot mah name. Except mah teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by theman (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, parents bought me a wine glass with "Who needs a man?" painted all over it. Cute, until after dinner mom looked me in the eyes and asked with complete sincerity, "Kara, r u gay?" My parents tried to get me to come out. I'm straight. FML

#2140497
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On 05/21/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by pa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night an began to scream "Don't take looool me , take my children!" FML

#2116644
128 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

yesterday me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today . We were all giggling lyk little grls for the better half of 15 minutes . I don't know wat is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43 . FML

#2110386
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On 05/20/2009 at 11:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

today ma usband was leaving on a long business trip to Germany. As e's leaving... ma daugter starts crying. 'Dont leave me wit er !' se says. 'Take me wit u !' big fat FML

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79 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY... BROTHER CAME OUT TO OUR FAMILY AS BIENG GAY. MY MOTHER STARTING CRYING BECAUSE "SHE WANTED GRANDCHILDREN." I TOLD HER THAT I WAS PLANNING ON HAVING CHILDREN. SHE STARTED CRYING HARDER. FML

#2095201
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On 05/19/2009 at 9:21pm - kids - by bopbop (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my usband let me sleep in wile e worked on te landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready 4 a sower, I stripped naked, opened te back door to let te dog out, and stepped out to ask im ow it was going. Turns out e'd finally ired a landscaping crew. FML

#2082819
143 comments

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On 05/19/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by Deconstructed (woman) - United States (Georgia)

2day after te curc service was over, ma two year old granddaugter started to sing into te micropone. Se said, "Here Nana, u sing". I picked up te micropone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". Se took te micropone back and said, "No e doesn't." FML

#2076493
235 comments

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On 05/19/2009 at 10:04am - kids - by nana (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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