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Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 10:07am - love - by dexter - United States (California)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

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On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
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On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

#576
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On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
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On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

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On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version



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