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Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by meg265 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 3:25am - kids - by stewhart (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I threw a paper ball into a recycling bin backwards. I don't know whats more sad: the fact that that was my highlight of my life, or I had been attempting to make that shot every day for 3 years. FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by efmylife (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I took my iPhone to the Apple store to get an answer as to why the touch screen wasn't working properly. The extremely attractive customer service rep told me I just had to clean off the layer of boogers caked onto the screen and keep my fingers out of my nose from now on. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 2:56pm - misc - by Nark (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I told my dad that for Halloween I'm going to be an '80s workout Barbie. He just looks at me and says, "Yeah as the 'before' picture". FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by freshman15 (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my profs saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me says "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 10:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my profs saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me says "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 10:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Indonesia (Jawa Timur)
Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 2:08am - work - by worldsbestjobgonebad (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She just cut my sister's hair. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by hairdresser (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)
Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by dyingtinkerbell (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 12:06am - work - by booste (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
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