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About hahaalolz : Heey guys (:
Urmmm... I'm an aussie, Australia ftw!
I luurve my friends, they are amazing
I'm in-between 14 and 17, I let you guess how old I am lol.
I am always changing my hair, which means always changing my pic :)
I am nice, if your not a dick :)
Send me a pm if ya want to :) I will try to reply asap, but if I don't, don get butthurt, I use fml on my iPhone so I can't view or send messages :( but I will reply
Grammar Nazis go die yeah?! :D
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I returned from vacation. Because of rain, I spent 3 days sitting in a hotel room, watching a TV with bad reception. I'm now less relaxed that if I'd have just stayed home, because that wouldn't have cost me $500, and my TV has more than 15 channels. So much for my first vacation in 5 years. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's for the third time in a week for a huge growth under my jaw. I have seen an urgent care doctor, an emergency room doctor and an ear, nose and throat specialist who all gave me different diagnoses. I've so far spent $300. FML
Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML
Today, at my new job, I was answering the phone and said "Hello Cafe Thirty, how may I help you?" The man on the other line said "Don't you mean Old Town Cafe?" Cafe Thirty was my old job. I now work at Old Town Cafe. The man on the other line was my boss. FML
Friday 27 November 2015