About hahaalolz : Heey guys (:
Urmmm... I'm an aussie, Australia ftw!
I luurve my friends, they are amazing
I'm in-between 14 and 17, I let you guess how old I am lol.
I am always changing my hair, which means always changing my pic :)
I am nice, if your not a dick :)
Send me a pm if ya want to :) I will try to reply asap, but if I don't, don get butthurt, I use fml on my iPhone so I can't view or send messages :( but I will reply
Grammar Nazis go die yeah?! :D
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 10:16pm - work - by werewolfoflondon (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 10:16pm - work - by werewolfoflondon (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic-Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up... out my left nostril. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 5:28pm - health - by DeepTaccer (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)
Today, I realized that my dandruff issue was so horrible, that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 1:24am - health - by ew - United States (Michigan)
Today, I returned from vacation. Because of rain, I spent 3 days sitting in a hotel room, watching a TV with bad reception. I'm now less relaxed that if I'd have just stayed home, because that wouldn't have cost me $500, and my TV has more than 15 channels. So much for my first vacation in 5 years. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by not_relaxed (man) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - animals - by danjoylovefun - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went to the doctor's for the third time in a week for a huge growth under my jaw. I have seen an urgent care doctor, an emergency room doctor and an ear, nose and throat specialist who all gave me different diagnoses. I've so far spent $300. FML
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On 10/20/2010 at 12:41am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm Bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 4:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)
Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm Bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 4:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)
Today, at my new job, I was answering the phone and said "Hello Cafe Thirty, how may I help you?" The man on the other line said "Don't you mean Old Town Cafe?" Cafe Thirty was my old job. I now work at Old Town Cafe. The man on the other line was my boss. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 12:39am - work - by andibartle - United States (Oregon)
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