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  • Town/Country : dasdasdasdasda, asdasasdadasdasd
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 October 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 821
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14624) - you deserved it (36471)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by brows (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620 (252)

I agree, your life sucks (24886) - you deserved it (64066)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML

#197450 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (63807) - you deserved it (20069)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by camp (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy there while you're there." FML

#180763 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (46024) - you deserved it (3546)

On 03/02/2009 at 3:10am - love - by Not Jewish (man) - United States (California)



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