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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 April 1990 (24 years)
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About haadi9 : I'm an open book, with half the pages stuck together

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Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste". Gag me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43646) - you deserved it (5367)

On 03/15/2013 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by butnotlikethat (woman) - China (Jiangxi)

Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML

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On 03/15/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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