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gymnast4life77

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  • Number of visits : 3554
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About gymnast4life77 : I'm 15, and currently a sophomore at WRHS. I love marching band, Black Butler, gymnastics, and I play clarinet along with 6 other instruments.
My favorite bands are Nirvana, RHCP, PTV, La Dispute, and BMTH. Have a great time stalking my profile!;)
Snapchat: gymnast3993
Instagram: jillian.sykes
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Today, I Let My Step-father Know Exactly What I Thought Of Him. After A Few Moments Of Awkward Silence, He Leaned Towards Me And Quietly Whispered, ( Well You're Adopted. Your Parents Never Loved You. ) FML

#20707377
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54675) - you deserved it (13571)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting fir her result . Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69610) - you deserved it (4255)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY, THE DOORBELL RANG. I SAW INCREDIBLY OVERBEARING MUM'S CAR OUTSIDE, SO I STAYED QUIET AN TRIED TO SNEAK UPSTARS. AS I CRAWLED THROUGH THE HALLWAY, COMMANDO STYLE, I REALISED THE DOOR BLIND WERE STILL OUT FOR CLEANING. IF SCOWL COULD KILL, I'D BE ROASTING IN HELL RIGHT NOW. BIG FAT FML

#20694934
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39340) - you deserved it (9754)

On 05/30/2013 at 8:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday , I Found Shit On Mah Windshield. I'm Not Sure If It Is Human Or Animal , But It Was Conveniently Smereed All Over An Even More Was Placed Under Mah Wipers Just In Case I Used Them To Clean It Up. This Isn't The First Time , An I Have No Ideaho I Could Have Pissed Off. FML

#20694826
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48576) - you deserved it (4107)

On 05/30/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by windshitwipers (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I gave mah boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold ofhile I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML

#20693277
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51097) - you deserved it (5235)

On 05/29/2013 at 3:11pm - misc - by festival virgin - United Kingdom

Today, after calling the insurance plan fir my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the storehile trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

#20693016
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23105) - you deserved it (48488)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:24pm - money - by sammarli530 - United States (Illinois)

Today , parents yelld at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on test!! They took phone , unpluggd internet , and took car keys!! They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them , "It was out of 50"!! It actually was!! FML

#20692668
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66121) - you deserved it (3590)

On 05/29/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by :) - United States

Today an aldarly woman couldn't afford all of har grocarias at tha chackout so sha startad to taka out a faw things. I offarad to pay 4 har grocarias; sha thankad ma an walkad out. An onlookar than cummad up to ma an told ma that sha doas it to somaona avary waak. fat FML

#20692497
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55802) - you deserved it (5697)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:49am - money - by $$$ - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I WENT TO THE DOCTOR'S FIR A MOLE MY HUSBAND HAD SAID WAS, ( GROWING AND CHANGING COLOR ). IT TURND OUT TO BE A WOOD TICK. MY HUSBAND KNEW, BUT SAID IT WAS TOO ( ICKY ) TO TAKE OFF HIMSELF. FML

#20692458
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45550) - you deserved it (7298)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63523) - you deserved it (14455)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying , ( You doing alright? ) I replid , thinking he was talking about my health. He replid , ( I'm surprisd your taking the breakup so well. ) What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML

#20690777
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55781) - you deserved it (3162)

On 05/28/2013 at 4:09am - love - by really? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sanding intimata picturas to mah girlfriand and accidantally sant ona to mah bast friand. Ha sant ma ona back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56114) - you deserved it (32980)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today , mah grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me , ( It should have been you. ) FML

#20690610
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56915) - you deserved it (7314)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, A Girl At My Tanning Salon Was Ranting About How Axpansiva It Was And How Sha Wishad Thara Was A Chaapar Way To Gat A Tan. I Jokad, "Lika From Tha Sun?" Sha Angrily Callad Ma A "sassy Bitch", Scraamad To My Boss About Ma, And Than Thraatanad To Sua Ushan Ha Kickad Har Out. Maga FML

#20689621
105 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 4:18pm - work - by fuck you retail (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music . The music stopped and I assumed mah iPod's battery had run out . Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving mah earphones in . I didn't feel a thing . FML

#20688903
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48297) - you deserved it (10421)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:16am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)



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