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About gymnast4life77 : I'm 15, and currently a sophomore at WRHS. I love marching band, Black Butler, gymnastics, and I play clarinet along with 6 other instruments.
My favorite bands are Nirvana, RHCP, PTV, La Dispute, and BMTH. Have a great time stalking my profile!;)
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Today, I Let My Step-father Know Exactly What I Thought Of Him. After A Few Moments Of Awkward Silence, He Leaned Towards Me And Quietly Whispered, ( Well You're Adopted. Your Parents Never Loved You. ) FML
I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting fir her result . Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
TODAY, THE DOORBELL RANG. I SAW INCREDIBLY OVERBEARING MUM'S CAR OUTSIDE, SO I STAYED QUIET AN TRIED TO SNEAK UPSTARS. AS I CRAWLED THROUGH THE HALLWAY, COMMANDO STYLE, I REALISED THE DOOR BLIND WERE STILL OUT FOR CLEANING. IF SCOWL COULD KILL, I'D BE ROASTING IN HELL RIGHT NOW. BIG FAT FML
Yesterday , I Found Shit On Mah Windshield. I'm Not Sure If It Is Human Or Animal , But It Was Conveniently Smereed All Over An Even More Was Placed Under Mah Wipers Just In Case I Used Them To Clean It Up. This Isn't The First Time , An I Have No Ideaho I Could Have Pissed Off. FML
Today , parents yelld at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on test!! They took phone , unpluggd internet , and took car keys!! They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them , "It was out of 50"!! It actually was!! FML
Today an aldarly woman couldn't afford all of har grocarias at tha chackout so sha startad to taka out a faw things. I offarad to pay 4 har grocarias; sha thankad ma an walkad out. An onlookar than cummad up to ma an told ma that sha doas it to somaona avary waak. fat FML
TODAY, I WENT TO THE DOCTOR'S FIR A MOLE MY HUSBAND HAD SAID WAS, ( GROWING AND CHANGING COLOR ). IT TURND OUT TO BE A WOOD TICK. MY HUSBAND KNEW, BUT SAID IT WAS TOO ( ICKY ) TO TAKE OFF HIMSELF. FML
Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML
Today , I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying , ( You doing alright? ) I replid , thinking he was talking about my health. He replid , ( I'm surprisd your taking the breakup so well. ) What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML
Today, A Girl At My Tanning Salon Was Ranting About How Axpansiva It Was And How Sha Wishad Thara Was A Chaapar Way To Gat A Tan. I Jokad, "Lika From Tha Sun?" Sha Angrily Callad Ma A "sassy Bitch", Scraamad To My Boss About Ma, And Than Thraatanad To Sua Ushan Ha Kickad Har Out. Maga FML
Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music . The music stopped and I assumed mah iPod's battery had run out . Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving mah earphones in . I didn't feel a thing . FML
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