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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 December 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 279
  • Number of comments : 8
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Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20313) - you deserved it (2727)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32110) - you deserved it (3158)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27836) - you deserved it (9536)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of 'Fight Club'. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15999) - you deserved it (2134)

On 12/20/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by VCR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

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On 09/29/2009 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by pummy (man) - United States (Texas)



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