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  • Town/Country : Lima, Perú
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Today, I thought I lost my wallet. Canceled my bank cards. Bought a new wallet. Got a $141 parking fine at the motor registry while getting my replacement license which also cost me $22. Went to go to the gym and when I went to put my bike jacket on, felt something inside the sleeve. My wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5099) - you deserved it (16501)

On 03/12/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

#8862978 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (24389) - you deserved it (1843)

On 03/06/2010 at 3:32am - love - by ART - United States (California)

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

#7198357 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (28057) - you deserved it (1547)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Sanchez (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

#6480893 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (45041) - you deserved it (1930)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week they fire me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door that said "if not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60 and my job. FML

#5413535 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (31142) - you deserved it (1441)

On 09/22/2009 at 1:08pm - work - by unemployed (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was cleaning my apartment because I'm moving. I was being really thorough so I could get as much of the damage deposit back as possible. I noticed I still had one of those 3M plastic hooks on the wall, and when I went to carefully take it off, a large chunk of the wall came with it. FML

#1896240 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (34030) - you deserved it (5865)

On 05/13/2009 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (284952) - you deserved it (55487)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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