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by ohgodwhy / 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
by slavelaborsux / 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML
by scully11 / 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
by JJMan217 / 03/29/2011 at 2:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
by Anon. / 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/01/2011 at 8:43am / United States / Love
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2010 at 10:29am / United Kingdom (York) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 2:14pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Drew / 08/05/2010 at 1:18am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by mrmr / 02/07/2010 at 1:32pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happens to be my 18 year old sister. FML
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, at 34 weeks pregnant I peed myself while brushing my teeth, not more than a minute earlier I… Today, My two Co-Workers and I realized that we have been working for the same company for years as… Today, while browsing the Internet on my phone I noticed a spider above my bed. Being pretty chill…