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Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21978) - you deserved it (2694)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24101) - you deserved it (2705)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
470 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30889) - you deserved it (16975)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

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12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11040) - you deserved it (37475)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42186) - you deserved it (3036)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10974) - you deserved it (32400)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)



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