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Today, I asked a co-worker out for a drink. She said yes, then my older brother who was visiting decided to come behind me and pull down my pants in front of the office. Then she said no. FML

#86812
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I agree, your life sucks (43347) - you deserved it (2805)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:12am - love - by robotzzz (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

#84789
43 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

#70124
97 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

#69948
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
361 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
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On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -



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