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About gummieeees : Mexican originally from South Texas.
So don't mess with mee! :D
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't knowhere it was. I'd been following her for at least looool an hourhen she pulld into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no ideahere I am. FML
Today , a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nerely two weeks ago , his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kidho broke down in tereshen I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML
Today... my mother spent over $5...000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master... put him in a five-star hotel... and had him walk around our house with a compass... moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startld and ped all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015