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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2776
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gummieeees : Mexican originally from South Texas.
So don't mess with mee! :D

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Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life . FML

#18234157
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17675) - you deserved it (57039)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.

#18227248
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't knowhere it was. I'd been following her for at least looool an hourhen she pulld into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no ideahere I am. FML

#18225132
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27785) - you deserved it (9423)

On 11/12/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by friedchicken - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nerely two weeks ago , his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kidho broke down in tereshen I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

#18222610
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28714) - you deserved it (2576)

On 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm - kids - by Username - United States (Maryland)

Today, I dind and dashd. Upon reaching my car, I realizd I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9101) - you deserved it (112065)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY MY BUDDY TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO GET AN HIV TEST AT THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT. WITHOUT THINKING, I TOLD HIM TO "THINK POSITIVE". FML

#18216431
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29268) - you deserved it (7557)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today... my mother spent over $5...000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master... put him in a five-star hotel... and had him walk around our house with a compass... moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

#18209020
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32547) - you deserved it (2924)

On 11/10/2011 at 9:35am - money - by Agathus (man) - United Arab Emirates

TODAY, IT WAS SO COLD TAT I AD TO PUT SLIPPERS OVER MY SLIPPERS . FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23172) - you deserved it (5676)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, mah neighbours watchd and laughd as I chasd mah dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in mah house. FML

#18207417
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22280) - you deserved it (9264)

On 11/10/2011 at 12:56am - animals - by Doggy... (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah neighbours watchd and laughd as I chasd mah dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in mah house. FML

#18207417
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22280) - you deserved it (9264)

On 11/10/2011 at 12:56am - animals - by Doggy... (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I Found Out That My 20-year-old Boyfriend Won't Touch My Boobs Because He Is Afraid His Parent Will Find Out. FML

#18203488
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42556) - you deserved it (5082)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startld and ped all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30004) - you deserved it (22267)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah dad made me quit mah online school classes an go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag!! FML

#18201929
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34418) - you deserved it (5288)

On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, mah dad made me quit mah online school classes an go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag!! FML

#18201929
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34418) - you deserved it (5288)

On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, mah dad made me quit mah online school classes an go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag!! FML

#18201929
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34418) - you deserved it (5288)

On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)



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