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gummibehrs
  • Town/Country : Ireland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 October 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 4087
  • Number of comments : 402
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About gummibehrs : I dislike Nicolas Cage, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, George Lopez, Eddie Murphy, David Hasselhoff, David Caruso, and Jim Belushi.
I have heterochromia. I also have random episodes of cardiac arrhythmia.
I model at a small local agency for fun.
I love to read, write stories, and draw.
I volunteer for Greenpeace and local animal shelters.
I babysit full-time for two families.
Someday I'd like to work for the Red Cross.
I think greediness and selfishness are the worst human traits.

"It takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow."

"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible."

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Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

#748
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I agree, your life sucks (13537) - you deserved it (1042)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
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I agree, your life sucks (2637) - you deserved it (31145)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
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I agree, your life sucks (18324) - you deserved it (5563)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

#453
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On 12/05/2008 at 7:49am - work - by Macdaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
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On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version



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