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today I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game fir threatening children. fat FML

#5841852
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7544) - you deserved it (57440)

On 10/15/2009 at 1:04pm - kids - by hatelittleboys (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling wat appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over an say "Oh, wat a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

#5762381
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (41877)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went down to mah accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about mah three-days-cold shower . Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me . As soon as we got there he lookd at me with deep pity and pulld the cord in the corner that activatd the hot water . FML

#5602388
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6372) - you deserved it (33298)

On 10/02/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by abrazama (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I went down to mah accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about mah three-days-cold shower . Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me . As soon as we got there he lookd at me with deep pity and pulld the cord in the corner that activatd the hot water . FML

#5602388
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6372) - you deserved it (33298)

On 10/02/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by abrazama (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today , while cleaning up , I dropped a box of thumbtacks , spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up , the power went out. FML

#5589145
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45050) - you deserved it (3367)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I found out that if u don't clean the inside of yur sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing mah teeth with a vibrating mushroom fir the past 5 months. mega FML

#5588493
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27995) - you deserved it (19980)

On 10/01/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by mushroommouth (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64730) - you deserved it (4728)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today.!! !! after working an 11 hour shift.!! !! I decidd to treat myself to a deliciou Krispy Kreme doughnut !! When I got home.!! !! I sat down.!! !! puttd mah feet up.!! !! pourd myself a cold glass of milk !! My dog jumps on mah lap and vomit all over mah doughnuts.!! !! stare at me then bites the doughnut out of mah hand !! real FML

#5522112
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38370) - you deserved it (4741)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:41am - animals - by Heww (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I MET BOYFRIEND'S FATHER 4 THE FIRST TIME. WE WERE AT A RESTAURANT AND BOFRIEND KEPT PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH ME UNDER THE TABLE. WHEN BOYFRIEND EXCUSED HIMSELF TO GO TO THE RESTROOM, THE GAME OF FOOTSIE WAS STILL GOING ON. FML

#5519699
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48532) - you deserved it (4162)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY I WAS WALKING MY DOGS . I HAD A DOGGY BAG AND WAS HOLDING IT CLOSED THEN BREATHING IN IT SO IT WOULD BLOW UP . MY DOGS 'WENT' SO I PICKED IT UP AND KEPT WALKING . AS I WAS HEADING HOME I ABSENT-MINDEDLY STARTED BLOWING INTO THE BAG AGAIN . EVERYTHING ENDED UP IN MY MOUTH AND ON MY FACE . FML

#5441991
81 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by doggybag (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

#5325654
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18171) - you deserved it (45276)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)

TODAY I WAS IN THE BATHROOM DEFECATING WHEN I FELT SOMETHING HANGING THERE. I REACHD BACK WITH TOILET PAPER AND STARTING PULLING IT OUT INCH BY INCH; 3 FEET LATER I LEREND I HAD A TAPEWORM. WORST OF ALL, NO PHARMACY HAS THE MD THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBD. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS THING UNTIL THE MD GETS HERE. FML

#5276065
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61911) - you deserved it (3555)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, My girlfriend and I were watcing tven suddenly one of our pones start going off. We bot ave te same pone and tey were next to eac oter. Se picks up te pone and reads te looool text message, "I wis you were ere! I'd fuck you silly" Se gets pissed and runs out. It was er pone. big fat FML

#5187639
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53761) - you deserved it (3260)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was laaving job at a huga mall. I couldn't find car anywhara, so I panickad an flaggad a sacurity officar. I criad whila ha drova ma around for milas in tha andlass parking lot. Than, suddanly, I ramambarad. My friand had droppad ma off in tha morning. FML

#5166474
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8731) - you deserved it (51030)

On 09/10/2009 at 10:15am - work - by ritz (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I FELL ASLEEP IN MAH LAST PERIOD CLASS. WHEN I WOKE UP MAH TEACHER SAID "YOU MISSD YUR BUS". I GRABBD ALL MAH STUFF AND RAN OUT THE ROOM. MY CLASS MATES WERE STANDING OUTSIDE THE CLASS LAUGHING. WE STILL HAD AN HOUR LEFT IN CLASS. REAL FML

#5145727
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9692) - you deserved it (54830)

On 09/09/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Victor (man) - United States



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