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  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1992 (19 years)
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Today, I told my daughter how her eyes look exactly as pretty as my wife's. She told me that she loved the way my eyeballs stick out of my face, just like Elmo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28542) - you deserved it (3009)

On 10/03/2009 at 8:33am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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