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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States
Today, I got called a f***ing b**ch by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML
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On 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm - work - by love_today - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom
Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML
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On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hillingdon)
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to yell out "Pass us the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to my mother. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 3:30am - misc - by UnfortunateGirly (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 2:26am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 3:49am - love - by girlie5445 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 6:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Telemark)
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)
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