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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 3:22pm - animals - by anon - United States (Michigan)
Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by Username - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States
Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I had sex with a juggalo. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)
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