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  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 March 1985 (26 years)
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Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8342) - you deserved it (711) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5907) - you deserved it (1105)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by 9gingerface66 - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11690) - you deserved it (845)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17425) - you deserved it (6151)

On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6848) - you deserved it (660)

On 12/27/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML

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On 12/21/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Derpina - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23494) - you deserved it (2962)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was in a rush and had to get changed in a train restroom. While changing, I leaned against the button that opened the door. Not only do train toilet doors open and close very slowly, leaving you half naked for a few seconds, but everyone in the carriage opposite can see clearly. FML

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On 10/27/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by omgomgomg (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20401) - you deserved it (4642)

On 10/08/2011 at 6:10pm - love - by EFFFF (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML

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On 10/08/2011 at 2:48am - health - by ohgawd (woman) - United States (Washington)