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by forever young / 07/05/2013 at 11:16am / United States / Miscellaneous
by OnPlanetVenus / 07/04/2013 at 12:41am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/03/2013 at 5:01pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by SpiderFather / 07/02/2013 at 4:01am / France / Kids
Today, I was explaining to my son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I finished explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he started crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML
by sorry, kiddo / 06/30/2013 at 5:44pm / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Kids
Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2013 at 12:52pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/28/2013 at 2:07pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/26/2013 at 12:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window. I don't live with my parents. I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something and attacks them. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2013 at 10:28am / United States / Animals
by sicksicksick / 06/19/2013 at 1:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by instinct / 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Rjlup / 06/11/2013 at 10:00am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/10/2013 at 11:19pm / United States (New York) / Love
- Today, I work as a Cashier at McDonald's and a customer wanted a meal costing way over £5. He then… Today, I was told I'd need thousand-pound surgery to correct my spinal issue. Tomorrow, my medical… Today while hanging out with my boyfriend and two of our guy friends I realized I was what you call…