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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 March 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2532
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About growingupnextmon : just go here if your really that interested. www.myspace.com/joshua6789 . I'm finding myself becoming rapidly addicted to this site. Troublesome. Or alternatively if a person is desperate to talk to me just add me on Joshcahill77@hotmail.com and mention FML.

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Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47963) - you deserved it (5303)

On 08/08/2009 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by pear8head (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94800) - you deserved it (20006)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30062) - you deserved it (74792)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

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On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7462) - you deserved it (35260)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)



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