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Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML
by kady / 01/04/2010 at 3:16pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by Soresack / 01/04/2010 at 8:34am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by sadface / 01/04/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (South Australia) / Health
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
by Nemesis2747 / 12/24/2009 at 1:09am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
by Dummy / 11/10/2009 at 12:47am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
by miseventshappen / 11/09/2009 at 12:49am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by toughlove / 11/08/2009 at 8:27pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
by Elizabeh / 11/08/2009 at 5:38pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
by Uknowwh / 11/03/2009 at 8:12pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss' daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2009 at 12:51pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2009 at 6:33am / Germany (Berlin) / Miscellaneous
Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML
by Quirk / 10/29/2009 at 1:17am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML
by R / 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Work
- Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper,… Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some… Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns,…